Prophecies of HBK SHAWN MICHEALS

The Bash 2009


Dolph Ziggler vs. The Great Khali

No Count-outs, No Disqualifications

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:Dolph Ziggler is a promising young talent with some great charisma. Khali is a walking joke. This prediction is easy. My question is a little more complicated - John Morrison beat CM Punk on Smackdown and is in a big feud with Edge, one of the hottest heels in the company. Why is Khali and Ziggler on the Bash PPV and neither Edge nor Morrison are?
Result:Dolph Ziggler wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. The Miz

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena gets his win unless Maryse sexy body comes out to help the miz
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio

Intercontinental Championship with Rey's Mask on the Line

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:It's not like they haven't weaselled out of Rey losing his mask without technically winning the match before (see: vs Kane, last year), but the common wisdom is that these guys are booking their own feud, and it's not like Jericho has an issue with losing matches, as he's developed 1004 different ways to get his heat back the very next show (Heat Retrieval Method #27: ARM-bar). Anyway, WWE isn't WCW, they won't go for a "shocking swerve" instead of the guaranteed millions from selling replica masks to small children for years on end.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Michelle McCool

Women's Championship Match

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:Michelle's reign comes next month i think
Result:Michelle McCool wins
0 Points Awarded

Dreamer vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. Swagger vs. Henry

ECW Championship Scramble Match

Prediction:Jack Swagger
Prophecy:I guess with Unforgiven gone, this gimmick is free to shift shows at random. No Evan Bourne is a shame, but his time will come. Until then, it's pretty guaranteed that this is a way to get the belt off Dreamer without entirely ruining the meaning of him winning the belt in the first place. But who gets the belt? Ah hell, I'll go with the crowd.
Result:Tommy Dreamer wins
0 Points Awarded

CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Oh, this is the match I want to see. I will be honest with you...If they played their cards right the ?E could've made this an EPIC WrestleMania type build for Hardy who finally overcomes the last demon on his quest to be champion ? CM Punk, a straight-edge holier-than-thou prick who never allows Jeff to let go of his past sins. They may be heading in this direction ? perhaps for SummerSlam. If they do, I think we know what the result should be; I think Vince sees $$$ in not only this program, but as Punk as a long-term (in this day and age) champion.
This is my lock.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Randy Orton vs. Triple H

3 Stages of Hell for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:There Last Man Standing Match on Raw helped recapture my interest in this feud. I like the 3 Stages of Hell Match and figured that was just about the only thing they could pull out to add to this show after LMS (because they wouldn't waste Hell in a Cell on a one week build and there are too many matches for an Iron Man). HHH should get the big win here so they can set up for Hell in a Cell at SummerSlam. Which Orton will win
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2 (-1 Bonus Point)

2 Points Earned | 29% Accurate

Ranked 23rd among Wise Ones for this event.