Prophecies of The Tocc

SummerSlam 2009


Randy Orton vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena is never without the title for very long, but I keep predicting him to win it back and it just doesn't happen. SummerSlam is a big PPV though, where titles often change hands, so I'm sticking to my guns. Besides, if I keep predicting Cena to win the title, it's gotta happen sooner or later... Giving Orton a clean win over Cena would definitely solidify his reign, but If they really wanted to build up Orton, why would they have him lose to Show via count-out on Raw? Cena takes this one.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Jericho & Big Show vs. Cryme Tyme

Unified Tag Team Championship Match

Prediction:Cryme Tyme
Prophecy:The tag titles should go back to a tag team, and SummerSlam is a good place for it to happen. The problem is that I can't see Jericho or Show lying down for a three count in this match. Since it's summerslam, maybe Shaq will come back and get involved. Or at least Slam Master Jesse could do his homeys a solid. Incidentally, Show and Jericho have a train wreck for entrance music now, and they look like Penn & Teller. The sooner they split up the better.
Result:Jericho & Big Show win
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Dolph Ziggler

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Dolph Ziggler
Prophecy:I still predict Nicky to win the title. His push will continue. Rey spends half of his promos talking about how awesome Ziggler is, so a title change seems like a done deal.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk

TLC Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:I don't understand why they had Hardy win the title from Punk at Night of Champions only to give it back here but the word on the street has been that Jeff is leaving the WWE after SummerSlam. (What a huge mistake.) I can't see Hardy going out with a loss in a TLC match, so I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say he'll retain and then get a "career ending" injury from Punk on the next Smackdown, causing a tournament for the title which John Morrison will win.
Result:CM Punk wins
0 Points Awarded

Legacy vs. DX

Prediction:DX - HHH & HBK
Prophecy:DX will do the right thing and fall to the young, up and coming heels, building their credibility and furthering their careers. Just kidding. Sorry Ted and Cody. Nobody is going to pin HHH or HBK here. It will be DX with a triumphant return.
This is my lock.
Result:DX - HHH & HBK win
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

The Great Khali vs. Kane

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Khali needs retribution, but heels are more likely to win feud openers and lose feud enders. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Taker shows up during or after this match.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Jack Swagger vs. MVP

Prediction:Jack Swagger
Prophecy:MVP will shut his mouth eventually, but Swagger will take this one.
Result:MVP wins
0 Points Awarded

Christian vs. William Regal

ECW Championship

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:Christian retains.
Result:Christian wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3 (+1 Bonus Point)

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 18th among Wise Ones for this event.