Prophecies of Dark Decayer

WrestleMania XXVII 2011

The Miz vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prophecy:I have to change this because I honestly feel like The Rock will join in on this at the last second during the show itself. With the way he moved in the ring when he pounded away at Alex Riley and DDT'd the Miz, I have no question in my mind that he will just sit back after physically wrestling almost as perfectly as he did in years past. Also, with the Miz saying that the Rock won't do anything at WM because of his "hollywood" career, that's a tease in itself. Therefore, I say neither of these guys win. Rock ends the show as WWE Champion. Fans go home happy.
Result:The Miz wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Triple H

No Holds Barred

Prophecy:Triple H is DEFINITELY not the one to defeat Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Another ridiculous match. BTW, didn't Kane bury Taker last year with Wade Barrett's help? And didn't Sheamus put HHH out of action? Why the hell is this match taking place??? What's even funnier, is that on the "Story of WrestleMania" DVD, Triple H clearly says "The Streak should never be broken." So, why would he want to win?
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole

Jack Swagger in Cole's Corner and Stone Cold as Referee

Prediction:Jerry "The King" Lawler
Prophecy:Michael Cole, who got the crap kicked out of him by Stone Cold in 2001, is now going to perform with the same bald bastard in the same ring... Give me a break...
Result:Michael Cole wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Alberto del Rio

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:For now I'll pick Alberto, unless Christian finds his way into the match.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:I think CM Punk will take this one. This is a match I'm happy to see, but I would've went with Punk vs Cena for the WWE Title instead. I have no idea why they booked Cena and Punk on RAW. That's so stupid.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Kick his ass Cody. Just kick his ass.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
1 Point Awarded

Morrison, Trish, & Snooki vs. Dolph Ziggler & Lay-Cool

Prediction:John Morrison, Trish Stratus, & Snooki
Prophecy:Yet another poorly written in match. Just because of "Snooki". I agree with Tocc. John and Nicky should've been in better spots on the card against real opponents. Not this horseshit.
Result:John Morrison, Trish Stratus, & Snooki win
1 Point Awarded

Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan

United States Championship

Prediction:Daniel Bryan
Prophecy:The Irishman is the champion of the United States of America. Makes no sense. That's why Eddie Guerrero was the first one to win it back in 2003. Benoit was Canadian, made no sense.
Result:No Contest
Points N/A
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 16th among Wise Ones for this event.