Prophecies of The Tocc

Breaking Point 2009


Randy Orton vs. John Cena

"I Quit" Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I predicted Cena to win the title from Orton in the last two pay-per-views and have gotten burned. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment. Cena won't say "I quit".
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Jericho & Big Show vs. Mark Henry & MVP

Unified Tag Team Championship Match

Prediction:Jericho & Big Show
Prophecy:Well, they still look like Penn & Teller, but at least they attempted to fix that train wreck of an entrance theme. It looks like Jerishow will team for a while, so they're likely to retain. When the belts eventually do change hands, I would hope they go back to a legitimate tag team. WTF happened to the tag team division?
This is my lock.
Result:Jericho & Big Show win
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

CM Punk vs. Undertaker

Submission Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Champions retain more often than they lose, and Punk just won the title back. Plus he's getting a huge push right now. However, as hard as I try, I just can't see Taker tapping to Punk's lame anaconda vice. I thought we had seen the last of that move but alas it's back. Taker is the only one with a believable submission finisher, so he seems like a sure thing.
Result:CM Punk wins
0 Points Awarded

DX vs. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase

Submissions Count Anywhere Match

Prediction:DX - HHH & HBK
Prophecy:Can't see HHH or HBK tapping. Looks like another win for DX.
Result:Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase win
0 Points Awarded

The Great Khali vs. Kane

Singapore Cane Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Switching my pick to Kane. Khali beat Kane down on the Smackdown before the event, so Kane will turn the tables at Breaking Point. I still don't understand why these monsters need a dumb Singapore cane stipulation. Their hands are more dangerous than those canes.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Christian vs. William Regal

ECW Championship

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:Christian is hugely popular right now. His title reign should last a while longer.
Result:Christian wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4 (+1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.