Prophecies of The Tocc

Extreme Rules 2011

The Miz vs. John Cena vs. John Morrison

Triple Threat Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:Good for R-Truth to get a main event shot (even if there's only one real main eventer in this match). It would have been a little better if he earned it in a better way than a double DQ, but it is what it is. Update: I guess R-Truth is out. Uhh. What? I guess him being winded was legit and this is his punishment? Morrison deserves the spot as much as anybody, but since he's a replacement there's no way he's winning. He'll be awesome in the cage though. I suspect R Truth will come out and slam the cage door on him to knock him out so Miz can pick up the pin.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross vs. Michael Cole & Jack Swagger

Tag Team Country Whipping Match

Prediction:Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross
Prophecy:Dumb. Of all the stipulations the King could have picked, why would he choose a tag team match? Why not just grate Cole into tiny pieces through the fence of a steel cage? Oh well. Now Cole has a few weeks to make up with Swagger so this match can last longer than 2 seconds. (Update: They made up the very next week.) Cole is just fucking annoying. I get that he's a heel and he's supposed to be hated, but the constant shouting and repeating himself is almost unwatchable.
Result:Michael Cole & Jack Swagger win
0 Points Awarded

Christian vs. Alberto del Rio

Ladder Match for the Vacant World Heavyweight Championship

Prophecy:I was pretty convinced that del Rio would end his feud with Edge by taking the title. But now it seems Edge has named his successor in Christian, and Del Rio is leaving "essmackdown" and headed for Raw. So it looks like the sun is shining on Christian for a change.
This is my lock.
Result:Christian wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

Last Man Standing Match

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Orton has been coming out on top a lot in this feud. I suspect Punk will win one for a change. But now that the draft is sending Orton to SmackDown, and this may be the last match in this feud, I'm not sure what to expect.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio

Falls Count Anywhere

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Since Cody won at Mania normally I'd expect him to return the favor and take a fall here. But Rey picked up a win on SmackDown, and they're really building Cody right now. But... now that Rey's been moved to Raw, this is likely the last match in this feud and yet another tough call.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Michelle McCool vs. Layla

Loser Leaves WWE

Prediction:Michelle McCool
Prophecy:Is someone preggers? This stipulation is unexpected. I could see either one leaving WWE temporarily on maternity or something, but neither one should be leaving for good. Since Michelle is Taker's woman, I'd say she's more likely to stick around... all else being equal...
Result:Layla wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 1 (+1 Bonus Point)

1 Points Earned | 17% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.