Prophecies of The Tocc

WrestleMania XXVIII 2012

John Cena vs. The Rock

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I'm a little torn. Honestly, Cena deserves this one, but the crowd in Miami will be overwhelmingly behind Rocky. WrestleMania won't go off the air to a chorus of boos, which points to Dwayne winning. And the only reason Cena doesn't have a championship right now is so Rocky could potentially win, because everyone knows he'll disappear for another year or so afterwards until he has another movie to promote. (I feel so used...) I'm going to flip flop on this one and change my prediction to Cena though. I'll be disappointed in the WWE if he doesn't. After the bell, Cena will go for a handshake but instead get Rock Bottomed to appease the Miami crowd.
Result:The Rock wins
0 Points Awarded

CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:This could go either way. Heels can win big matches at WrestleMania. But Punk is so popular I say the odds are in his favor to keep the belt for a while.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus

World Heavyweight Championship

Prophecy:I'm glad Bryan got a run with the title, but it's already longer than I expected it to be. Sheamus, like many Rumble winners before him, will walk out of Mania as the champ.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Triple H

Hell in a Cell with HBK as Referee

Prophecy:I've said it before and I'll say it again. Taker will NEVER lose at Mania. It just won't happen. This seems like a good time to call it quits though. I mean he hasn't even wrestled since his last WrestleMania appearance, and that match with HHH was a botchfest. Hopefully both guys will make up for it by stepping it up here and closing out Taker's career with a perfect 20-0 WrestleMania record. It's going to be cheap when Taker wins because HBK hits a super kick on HHH though.
This is my lock.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Big Show doesn't need the Intercontinental Championship. Cody will find a way to win and prove his point that the Big Show chokes at Mania.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy

12-Man Tag Team Match for Control of Raw and SmackDown

Prediction:Team Johnny
Prophecy:The outcome of this match has nothing to do with the competitors. WWE has one guy in mind to unify the shows and I have a feeling it's not Teddy Long. The shows are usually better when there's an evil GM anyway. The only potential swerve I can think of is Teddy winning the match but then getting ousted for his unprofessional relationship with Aksana (where else is that relationship going?), making way for Johnny to swoop in and take over by default.
Result:Team Johnny wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Kane

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:This just seems thrown together to me. Orton wins this match 9 times out of 10. I'm going with another RKO victory.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve

Prediction:Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly
Prophecy:It's usually a good idea to go with the celebrity at Mania, especially when the outcome of the match means absolutely nothing. This would be my lock if there were no Undertaker match.
Result:Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.