Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:It's kind of a comeback match for both guys. I can't see them feeding Brock to Orton though. Brock needs to rebuild his unbeatable brand. Plus I think this may end by murder considering Orton's "no enhancement needed" comment at Battleground. Too funny.

Prophecy:With only one title defense under his belt, I can see Ambrose holding onto the title and remaining the face of the new SmackDown. It's nice to see Nicky getting a seat at the table though.

Prophecy:Wut? Have they learned nothing from the last time they did a brand split? It was dumb to have 2 championships then, even though they brought back the World title from WCW, and it's still dumb now. Actually it's even worse since this title is completely made up. Oh by the way I'm now the new WWE Paramount MGM Grand Champion, just because there's no champion in my house. As for the winner, being the first make-believe champion would instantly validate Balor as a top guy in the company. Rollins, on the other hand, does not need yet another accolade to get himself over.

Prophecy:I've said it before and I'll say it again. No givesies backsies.

Prophecy:It's SummerSlam so I expect there to be some new champions, and Crews could use some gold to establish himself.

Prophecy:I'm starting to second guess myself on this one, but it feels like Cena could use a win.

Prophecy:I've gone against the New Day in the past, but I always get burned. Who knows how long they'll hold the titles, even with their A-Team not in play.

Prophecy:Muscles Marinara FTW. Since this is a tag match I'm thinking the established team will pick up the win.

Prophecy:Not much is known about Reigns' wellness policy suspension, but I don't see WWE handing him any hardware anytime soon.

Prophecy:The only thing different about this feud is that we know in advance it will be 7 matches long. I see Cesaro coming out on top 4-3, but he'll be down 3-2 first. Odds are he'll lose this opener.

Prophecy:For the past 30+ years, 90% of the women's division couldn't put together a decent match to save their lives. Suddenly they're some of the most talented members of the roster. Before Eva got herself suspended, I thought the heels would come out on top. Now I'm not so sure. Switching my pick.

Prophecy:This one is weird. Either the Dudleys will lose a tag team match to pair of singles competitors, or two up and coming guys will be sacrificed to the Dudleys. I'm going with the faces simply because this is a pre-show match.

Prophecy:OK so I had this one listed wrong originally. They're calling it a "12-Man Tag Team Match" but what the fuck does that mean? This is a 6 on 6 tag team match. Two 6-man teams consisting of 3 tag teams each. Way to get everyone on the card, fellas.