Prophecies of Funkie

WrestleMania XXIX 2013


Wade Barrett vs. The Miz

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:My theory here is that this match which does not deserve to be on the pre-show is there as a good free wrestlemania match and the wwe are probably hoping that after watcing Miz win some people who weren't going to buy the ppv might now after this teaser of good things to come...
Result:The Miz wins
1 Point Awarded

Alberto del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:After all the bad things Swagger has done he can't win at the biggest event of the year and bring us into the oppressive ways of Jack Swaggers America
Result:Alberto del Rio wins
1 Point Awarded

Orton, Sheamus, & Big Show vs. The Shield

Prediction:The Shield
Prophecy:hmm I thought this would be the perfect time for a happy go lucky face win but something just doesn't seem quite right here ... maybe a heel turn for one of the memebers of team face
Result:The Shield wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. CM Punk

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:This is my lock! (...can't think why =p)
This is my lock.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Team Hell No vs. Ziggy & Big E

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Team Hell No
Prophecy:Can't really see Ziggy and Big E winning here ... this will hopefully be a crowd pleaser with DB getting the pin to a chrous of YES! YES! YES! chants
Result:Team Hell No wins
1 Point Awarded

Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Prediction:Ryback
Prophecy:Its finally time for Ryback to win his first ppv match!!
Result:Mark Henry wins
0 Points Awarded

The Rock vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Rocks had a nice little rin with the WWE title but I don't think it can carry on, personally find it disappointing when the wwe champ is not on the show ... maybe there will be a cringy handshake or dare I say an actual heel turn < unlikely cringe handshake it probably is!
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Prediction:Fandango
Prophecy:hmm this is a tough choice but this fued basically came out of nowhere and Jericho is known for putting over the young talent ( =( )
Result:Fandango wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

No Holds Barred - HHH's Career on the Line

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Might change my mind on this but for now I'll stick with HHH ... to me it'll just seem really bad that HHH just couldn't beat Brock
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 8 (+1 Bonus Point)

8 Points Earned | 89% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.