Prophecies of oraclejobber

Extreme Rules 2013


John Cena vs. Ryback

Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena's first PPV title defense. Ryback's first PPV match after losing six of them in a row. Something's gotta give. Hint: It's not Cena.
Result:No Contest
Points N/A

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

Steel Cage Match

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Should be the feud ender with Lesnar winning convincingly. Wouldn't be surprised to see a Vince cameo also.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Mark Henry vs. Sheamus

Strap Match

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:This is the biggest tossup of the card for me. Sheamus seems like the obvious winner on paper, but so did Ryback at WM and look how that turned out. I can't help but think that they might be building Henry up for a farewell run with the WWE Title, but I'm still going with my gut here.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Big Show

Extreme Rules Match

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:I'm expecting this to open the show. It's a tossup, but since Orton's in his hometown and I picked Sheamus to win the other random upper midcard grudge match, I'll go with Show.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Team Hell No vs. Rollins & Reigns

Tag Team Tornado Match for the Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rollins & Reigns
Prophecy:This is The Shield's Armageddon '03. Hell No's lengthy run ends to their most formidable challengers to date.
Result:Rollins & Reigns win
1 Point Awarded

Alberto del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

"I Quit" Match to be #1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:No brainer here, ADR is higher up on the card and the champion is a heel.
Result:Alberto del Rio wins
1 Point Awarded

Kofi Kingston vs. Dean Ambrose

United States Championship

Prediction:Dean Ambrose
Prophecy:Kofi isn't at a high enough position to beat Ambrose, plain and simple. Another transitional reign.
Result:Dean Ambrose wins
1 Point Awarded

The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Pre-Show Match

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:It's his return match, duh.
This is my lock.
Result:The Miz wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Another tossup, but Fanny got the win at Mania.
Result:Chris Jericho wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7 (+1 Bonus Point)

7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.