Prophecies of oraclejobber

SummerSlam 2015


Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Taker has taken Brock out twice now without comeuppance and Brock just flat out needs the win more.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Champion Takes All

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:Fuck, this is hard. Monday's contract signing gave me the vibe that Rollins will find a way to win though.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded

Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Ryback
Prophecy:Yawn, neither challenger has the slightest bit of momentum.
Result:Ryback wins
1 Point Awarded

Prime Time Players vs. Los Matadores vs. The New Day (2 of the 3) vs. Lucha Dragons

Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The New Day (Big E & Kofi)
Prophecy:New Day is quite possibly the best thing going in WWE right now and I just can't see them losing to an inferior team like the PTPs for the third PPV in a row.
Result:The New Day (Big E & Kofi) win
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:I was originally going to pick Orton but Sheamus has looked like a complete bitch at seemingly every turn in this feud and he'll look like a joke if he loses yet again here.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Prediction:Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper
Prophecy:This is the Wyatt family's first match back together and Ambreigns got the upper hand on both go home shows. I'm expecting a No DQ rematch at NOC with the opposite result.
Result:Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns win
0 Points Awarded

Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro

Prediction:Kevin Owens
Prophecy:Owens NEEDS a win more than anyone on this card, he's dead in the water if he loses here.
Result:Kevin Owens wins
1 Point Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:Tough one here, both guys could really use a win but I think Rusev needs it just a little more.
Result:Draw
0 Points Awarded

Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB

Triple Threat Elimination Match

Prediction:PCB
Prophecy:I have a sneaky suspicion that Team B.A.D. will win this so that both non-Bella teams will have a PPV win going into NOC, but I'll stick with the safe pick.
Result:PCB wins
1 Point Awarded

Stephen Amell & Neville vs. Stardust & King Barrett

Prediction:Stephen Amell & Neville
Prophecy:Cena loses more often than celebrities do.
This is my lock.
Result:Stephen Amell & Neville win
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)
Total Points: 7 (+1 Bonus Point)

7 Points Earned | 70% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.